Ho hum, just another day of crackling hysteria and drooling idiocy at The Australian.
Seeing you're a busy lot and don't read the damn thing anyway (I know, I know, don't talk to me about dry cleaning costs), I'll do my best to reduce today's wall-to-wall coverage of the greatest threat ever to face the Middle East's only white, naked, trembling virgin since she was last circled by swarthy, leering, scimitar-waving bikies.
I speak, of course, of the chilling prospect of Greens senator elect and sorceress Lee Rhiannon uttering the (black) magic letters B-D-S in the Australian senate, an utterance which will, to draw on the grim prognosis of Ozraeli MP Michael Danby on page 6*, inexorably lead to the destruction of the late great Jewish state of Israel, bring about the death, exile or dhimmitude of millions of Israeli Jews, and usher in a replacement theocratic state presided over by the dreaded, moustache-twirling HAMAS.
OK, ready? Here goes: The Australian, which was hijacked way back when by Zionist ideologues, trots out a surplus of superannuated Australian political leaders, most of whom just happen to belong to the party which has just pulled off the greatest electoral trainwreck in Australian history, to accuse the Greens, who have just picked up their first state lower house and increased their number in the upper, of being "hijacked by socialist ideologues." (Brown puts Greens Left on notice, Ben Packham & Dennis Shanahan, 2/4/11)
And whereas in the past, this lot would have dismissed the Greens contemptuously as nothing more than 'tree huggers', they are now worried sick that those very same tree huggers are under threat from so-called green-on-the-outside, red-on-the-inside 'watermelons', and are urging Bob the Tree-Hugger to convert them to fruit salad NOW before it's too late.
[* And just to show I'm not making this up, here are Danby's own words: "The boycott campaign... is a tactic designed by extremist organisations such as Hamas to mask the strategy of the 'one state solution', a single state between Jordan and the Mediterranean. This would lead to the destruction of the independent Jewish state of Israel. Any Israeli Jews who are not killed, who did not flee for their lives, would be left as a benighted minority (the Arab word for which is 'Dhimmis') in a Hamas-ruled theocratic state." (Knowing the truth will scare voters) Danby's too ideologically thick to realise it, of course, but the nightmare vision he's conjured up here would have a Palestinian refugee shaking his head and muttering, 'Yeah, yeah, been there, done that'. ]