Seriously, would you own up to a family connection with a guy like this?
"I have a cousin who served in military intelligence for the Israeli army. His veracity can be guaranteed by the fact that the day after he finished his compulsory service he was head hunted half a dozen of the top IT companies in Europe, the UK and America. He once told me that all he needed was my email address and he wouldn't care what firewalls or antivirus programs I had, he would suck all the information out of it and I would never know." (From a letter by Richard Fry of Marrickville on Australia's online census debacle, Sydney Morning Herald, 11/8/16)