I've never known ABC television's 7.30 Report to be anything other than a Palestine-free zone.
Or, to put it another way, you're more likely to get an interview with a little green man from Mars than a Palestinian on the 7.30 Report, OK?
I guess the only way for a Palestinian to get an audience with Queen Leigh would be if he cleaned up his act and breathed not a word about Palestine.
For example, if he were filthy rich say, or - and this is really stretching it - had a nag in this year's Melbourne Cup. You know, something to make him a real human being just like us.
Well, break my legs and call me shorty! There he was talking to Leigh Sales last night, a Palestinian multi-millionaire, name of Marwan Koukash, and - you're not going to believe this - he's got a frigging horse in the frigging Melbourne Cup!
And not a whisper about Palestine.
Bloody hell, you couldn't make this kind of shit up in a million years.