From Samantha Bee's Full Frontal feature on Trump and his base Christian Zionist base:
Footage of interview with an elderly Texan couple at one of Pastor Hagee's Christians United for Israel (GOOFY) gigs: Are you looking forward to the Rapture?
He: Amen, amen.
She: By all means.
He: I got a bag packed.
Samantha: You can't take a bag, dummy! Even I know that. Jesus wants you naked - I assume for some kind of orgy. This nonsense isn't good for anybody, especially Palestinians who find their fate in the hands of an Aryan death-cult half a world away from them. Look, does Trump genuinely believe in fundamentalist Christian prophecy?
Trump's voice: Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
Samantha: That's a no! But he does believe in people worshiping him, so what better group of people to pander to than the ones who are already super good at worshiping. Enjoy Christmas everyone. If Trump's fans have it their way, it could be our last one.
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